Sometimes Ela will just toy with the neuts

Maximillan Lancaster > iMcZerg Apol, Elanore Wansmore, McZerg i brought vaseline
Elanore Wansmore > hav fun
Elanore Wansmore > is my pose ok? would u lik to see me in a wig?
Elanore Wansmore > And he's gone
Elanore Wansmore > wat an asshat :p
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Elanore Wansmore > did u bring vaseline too?
Elanore Wansmore > Aegir Rasputin ?
Aegir Rasputin > I thought you'd bring it
Elanore Wansmore > nah, that last guy who flew thru here said he brought some an I jus figured word spread
Elanore Wansmore > gone
popejoy > thats one way to make friends
Elanore Wansmore > lol, they dont kno me very well
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Elanore Wansmore > take this one for instance
Elanore Wansmore > oh an theres Broadwell
Broadwell > yep, it's me
Elanore Wansmore > brb I left somthing tied up in the other room
Broadwell > :)
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Elanore Wansmore > wow, I feelo lik having a cigarette but I don't smoke....those. they are hard to find in space anyhow
popejoy > theres got to be a gas station around here somewhere
Elanore Wansmore > ever tried the food in the commisary in our station? that'll do it
Elanore Wansmore > an all u hav to do is follow the oil slicks left in space by minmitar ships. they'll lead u right to one
popejoy > seems to be a shortage of ductape
Elanore Wansmore > sshhhh, I can toss u a couple rolls if u need it. otherwise we sort of hoard it in a hangar here. we do hav a Min station ya know.
popejoy > lol
Elanore Wansmore > I'm gonna go find some libations, brb, Popejoy could u entertain the neuts for me whil I am gone? remember, there's a fine line between pissing them off to make them want to stay and making them think yer jus nuts an moving on.

Whoops, nipple alert...

Elanore Wansmore > ok, this might not be important but I jus noticed something.
Elanore Wansmore > Violet is wearing white and is under bright lights
Bracken Pinione > Albino? :)
Elanore Wansmore > Katsu noticed it too
Bracken Pinione > hides water gun behind back
Elanore Wansmore > Ha! you noticed it too. lol
Bracken Pinione > took me a moment, but... lol
Elanore Wansmore > thats pretty silly huh?
Bracken Pinione > "yeah, it's a white shirt and yeah, it's bright ligh... oh"
Elanore Wansmore > lol ikr?
Bracken Pinione > leave it that way for a bit -- see if anyone else comments on it
Elanore Wansmore > I will
Elanore Wansmore > jus saved the pic in case ccp ratings board gets hold of it
Elanore Wansmore > ya nvr know
Bracken Pinione > Speaking of all that -- is anyone else having the "problem" where the character previews are not showing any pants or
Elanore Wansmore > what?! lol
Elanore Wansmore > I have no pants on?
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Violet Aeon > I swear that a nipple in my pic. lol
Katsu Masanori > Violet Aeon Sure is!
Violet Aeon > lol, photographer never told me.
Katsu Masanori > translucent fabric
Violet Aeon > white shirts an lots of light
Katsu Masanori > wet t-shirt contest?
Violet Aeon > jus need super soakers now
Katsu Masanori > yep
Violet Aeon > at least I notice the important stuff
Katsu Masanori > you really do notice that stuff
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Elanore Wansmore > i wanna lighten the mood a little with somthing funny
Chris Goh > oh
Elanore Wansmore > yeah it is about Vi's portrait
Chris Goh > hope it's not porn....lol....got too much of that at local when i was at obe juz now
Elanore Wansmore > I think I used to dance there. idk, I was pretty messed up
Elanore Wansmore > but no, jus anatomy
Chris Goh > ah
Elanore Wansmore > jus found it funny and Kat and others noticed it too
Chris Goh > vi got a new portrait?
Chris Goh > she looks pointy....lol
Elanore Wansmore > u see it then?
Elanore Wansmore > lik the shirt is translucent
Chris Goh > nearly....kinda like a tease....lol
Elanore Wansmore > ikr? lol
Chris Goh > wardrobe malfunction?
Elanore Wansmore > white shirt, bright lights and lighting trajectory I think
Chris Goh > gives her an unfair advantage in any standoff
Elanore Wansmore > lol
Elanore Wansmore > well to wear those tanks the bras hav to come off but didn't think it possible to see anything
Chris Goh > yeah i was kinda surprised with that too
Elanore Wansmore > I think we shoud jus build billboards to place at our gates an wen neuts come thru we'll flash pics lik that to distract whil we lock them ;)
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Elanore Wansmore > Vi.
Elanore Wansmore > Violet?
Elanore Wansmore >I either getting the silent treatment or you are primping up in the mirror.
Elanore Wansmore > ♪ ♫ ♫ Violet hellooooo ♪ ♫ ♫
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Welcome to New Eden: Please approach with caution

Elanore Wansmore > wel I am not sure that is reely fair.
Anna Ishere > Yeah, it's pretty accurate.
Violet Aeon > (sigh) What have I gotten myself into. ;)

I feel really bad for my killer

I was home in null and had jus finished an opp with a few others. well we had jus been spotted trying to kill someones POS. It was a hostile setup just one system from our own home. Anyway when they cynoed in we bolted to our own safe spot. to figure out whats next. There were too many an it was getting late so we decided to call it a night. Guardian left 1st to jump, I followed along jus a few seconds later. My timing was pretty awesome cause he saw nothing but as soon as I jumped gate I was dropped on lol. it happens. they took my Raven out pretty fast. OMG I raged an I don't usually do that but I had jus gone thru a phase of nothing but loses and the hangar was getting pretty slim. And this was my RAVEN!
Anyway, after I cooled down I pulled up the killmail and saw my killers. The one who took final blow and inflicted most damage was named Holly Smoke.
I saw the saddest Bio I hav ever seen. It jus said "Under new ownership" omg I felt so bad for her

idk how to reely express my felings here. here jus check out a quick chatlog. you will get the idea.

Elanore Wansmore > Kill: Elanore Wansmore (Raven) killed by Holly Smoke
 Andail Chanter > :(
 Elanore Wansmore > and others
 Elanore Wansmore > Holly Smoke, that bio looks so sad
 Elanore Wansmore > I couldn't imagine evn running into me in space and seeing that on the bio
 Jennette Ambraelle > :/
 Elanore Wansmore > be like seeing Violet fly by an not recognize me through dead eyes
 Jennette Ambraelle > yeahh... i dont really like the buying and selling of people
 Elanore Wansmore > lik a total brain wipe and redo
 Jennette Ambraelle > Rather fade away then go like that :(
 Elanore Wansmore > ya me too.
 Chris Goh > o/
 Chris Goh > wats hapenning?
 Elanore Wansmore > someone buys me and totally thinks differently an then hot drops on u guys with me. nope, no way, never selling
 Elanore Wansmore > \o
 Chris Goh > oh they wanna buy you?
 Elanore Wansmore > no
 Elanore Wansmore > was jus looking at the one who killed my raven yesterday
 Elanore Wansmore > Holly Smoke saddest bio ever

Double, double toil and trouble...

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

yeah something is definitely brewing.
Well some of you might know that Anna Ishere joined Ela's corp. There was a lot of tension with Ela and she thought Anna to be a busy body and a nuisance.
Well, I was fitting a Ship for Ela to take back home to null sec and we needed a fwd scout of sorts for her return trip since I don't generally leave hi sec. See, because I enjoy living! And the fact that this was MY isk and did not want to see a rather expensive ship go poof on jus the trip. Well, Anna was available to help. With some hesitation from Ela we agreed to Let Anna scout for her.
It was obvious we needed to have a meeting to discuss some things. It turns out that Anna has been looking for me for quite a while but didn't even know my name, who I am, or even she wasn't positive I existed. It was all done on minimal intel and faith. Until someone sent her to Ela's corp with a slim lead. Ela said we should jus meet at the cabin so if we needed to we could jus kill her and bury her in the woods somewhere. Well, I am not one to not take precautions but I was hesitant due to the fact that the cabin is our little private retreat and not many know of it's whereabouts in the galaxy. But Ela was persistent about making sure we met up where we had the upper hand so we blindfolded her for the trip. Then to my suprise Ela punched her in the face a few times and knocked her right out. Spilling her out of the chair as she collapsed onto the floor.
OMG I didn't expect that an was like "wtf are u doing!?" Ela said it is for security so she would in no way know the location. I asked her why she didn't jus drug her or something if that is the issue. Ela, not being a noobie to mind altering substances advised me that Anna, "is sickeningly straight as a whistle". and that she didn't know how her body would react to the drugs so that was why she knocked her out that way. So we carried her to the ship,(thanking the stars she is a small lady), and put her in a crew cabin and we all went together.

Things have sort of turned since we all had a chance to finally meet up and talk things thru. Anna took the earlier beating surprisingly well and jus simply, nicely asked for an icepack. I sort of felt bad evn tho I didn't throw the punches, not that I would evr do anything lik that. Ela jus rolled her eyes.
It turns out there is quite a story she had to tell us, About who she really is, and how all 3 of us are intertwined in ways I could have never imagined. Her story is quite an eye opener. sometimes exciting, sometimes disturbing. Sometimes sad. At times I even felt a tear well up. But the more we talked the more we knew she would be staying.

This is quite a far cry from the 1st day Ela met her in Null sec after she had just flown in weeks before joining corp. At that time Ela saw her as pretty much some dumbass who somehow made it all the way in in an Amarr noob ship. Who knew why, Or HOW?!. So she shot her ship and killed her pod.

We are looking fwd to telling u about what we learned from her, and her from us, who she is. And now, all 3 of us know a little more about who we are as well in many ways.

Like those 3 witches around that cauldron, things are brewing and we 3 are stirring the pot.

tty soon!

Vi