A non-Scam Scam looking ...something.

I have a non-scam scam-ish thing I use for kicks in Jita's scam filled local chat. Something a little entertaining while shopping or selling in Jita. Sometimes I get isk from people saying thanks for the honesty in a sea of crooks. If you are familiar with Local chat there you will hopefully appreciate the blatant sarcasm of this truthiness.

Here's the non-scam
"NOT A SCAM!!!! TRUTH!!!! if you give me A lot of money I will keep it safe in my wallet until I find something frivolous to spend it on. Mostly Wine and Drop so you know your isk is spent well!"

NOTE: "A lot of money" "Drop" and "Wine" are in-game links to items.

Someone initiated a pm chat tonight about it. here's that log.

Violet Aeon > k

Taisho Aishai > hey

Taisho Aishai > are your serious about the money thing?

Violet Aeon > ya think!

Taisho Aishai > no i don't

Taisho Aishai > seems like a scam

Violet Aeon > i like spending isk

Violet Aeon > ...on me

Taisho Aishai > why?

Taisho Aishai > i dont have very much though...maybe you could show some proof?

Violet Aeon > proof of whaT? that I'll spend it frivolously?

Then they left the pm chat.

Someone said they saw this used somewhere by someone else and wondered if it was really mine. Yes, yes it is. If someone is using it,Well,imitation is the best form of flattery.

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Getting my Reaper on!

Fireworks in Dodixie

Something to do during downtime tonight. So I was flipping thru some screenshots I've taken and not looked at till now. Here's one from a few weeks-ish ago. Sitting in the Catalyst watching the fireworks in Dodixie. This was the day they gave fireworks to everyone for their launchers. It was quite the display and an individual pic can in no way describe the colorful chaos.

This would have been a good opportunity to grab some video. If I knew how to do that.

Had some fun while in Jita the other day. Was there trading a few things and buying...well...frivolous stuff (new clothes, yes) and some training manuals, new crystals for the mining operation etc etc. but anyway, anyone who has been there knows of the incessant scams that are offered up in local chat there. I just thought I'd have a bit of fun with that so I posted what you see in the image. Yeah, I posted it the same incessant way that any of the regular scammers post their "wares" and "contracts". But I did it with a SPIN as you'll see. It actually garnered me a Million ISK! LOL. Well, I won't make a habit of it, Mining does quite a bit better for my wallet. But it was fun and the sarcastic honesty did pay off a little while I was shopping :)

Back in the Retriever and stripping the astroids!

Finally Back In New Eden!!!!!!




2012 posts deleted because well, that was tough and infrequent at best. moving right along now.

Eve Online Captains Quarters pics

Here's a few pics taken in the new Captains Quarters



Most recent pic



checking nails? lol


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todays Incursion

Look! I got a new ship today :p


FYI, I lost 2 ships,count them, 2, in todays Incursion :p

what...ever. I'll fit up another ship with thought of surviving next time. I was really ill prepared for this and should have known better.

Yes! I know! I'm prone to hindsight! :p

:)


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salvaging these days

wow, has it really been since apr 29th since I posted an update? time flys. That said, I've been spending my time ratting and salvaging these days. Yes, I am finding it to be easier to NOT fall asleep at the helm. Had a run of that crap while mining and lost a few pricey barges due to that for those that don't know. duh! blonde moment, whatever. hat's all behind me and am now enjoying running around ratting.
I'm still tweaking my Catalysts fit but it's working out pretty well, tho there have been those that have thrown a fel lol's at the fit....what....ever....!!! :) it works for me and like I said, I'm still getting it together. And, waiting patiently,(sorta), for my training to complete so I can use tech 2 salvagers, about 10 days to go at this posting. yes, yes, I have already purcheased a couple of them not thinking that i wasn't alreasdy trained up to them :p
fine, they'll be there when I'm ready.

Fly safe!

V

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bar stool convos

I must be really tired. or maybe just still fuzzy since I just woke up somehow at 4:30 AM
:p
But I logged on and Fon And Hackjack were having a convo about something in chat. It came to mind that wouldn't it be fun to just sit at a bar with someone and talk in Eve lingo. Not letting anyone else at the cozy little pub on to that you are talking anything other than this worldly. Just to intentionaly make them think to themselves. WTF?

I wonder how long this could go on before someone might ask of us, "Hey, sorry to evesdrop but what are you guys talking about."

1st of all someone would have to speak up with the understanding that we would then know that they were in fact evesdropping. Maybe we could pass it off as like "Hey it's ok, we just got back from [insert some foreign countries name here]. and were talking of the opportunities there." or some such reply.

here's the convo that sparked this thought in my still hazy head"

Fon SaiHoc > only medium c-type i got so far was the remote repair :\

hackjack > ;p(

Fon SaiHoc > radar sites are nice for fast easy isks

hackjack > yep 5 mill even 15 mill if you lucky

hackjack > for 2 mins work

Fon SaiHoc > a signature i was tracking just disappeared :\


Thanks Fon And Hackjack for being there to inspire this little haze :)

Fly safe!

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taste of reality. aka ( when I'm bleach blonde it's representative of some Epic personal FAIL in New Eden)

whew, what a dose of reality I have gotten this week. And the reason for the bleach.
1-DO NOT undock if you are way to tired
2-DON"T go mining if you think your going to be leaving notes like this,(iuykjhn) on your keyboard with your forehead.
3-DO make sure your sound is up to hear what is going on around you if you are very tired whilst mining in a very expensive fitted ship

Explanation: Yes dammit! I did lose 4 Fully fitted uninsured Covetors to little stupid RATS in the last week and a half because I started mining too late and fell asleep while doing so. Damn!!!

Ok, I will not be buying another for a while until things calm back a bit. But at least I did have a couple Retrievers gathering dust in a couple far flung stations. Another little while of gathering stuff from some hangars of mine gets the thing fitted up.

I also have found myself doing a variety of other stupid shits like loading ice harvesters then trying to mine kernite, wondering why it won't work. thought, "oh, A new discovery, I can't mine kernite with a strip miner 1 huh?"
DUH!
So I go back to the station at which time I think I figure out that it's because I don't have any crystals loaded up in the miners right?
DUH again.
so I wonder why the crystals won't load.
Bangs forehead on the helm.
loads up the strip miners
loads the crystals
hits esc.<----best thing I could have done on that one particular night and should have done a number of times prior recently

Yes, I have learned a lesson.

Looks fwd to the day when just flippin dingy is back and I can cut out this blatant bleach blonde stuff.

Ok, I'm going to hit the station services to change the hairstyle up a bit. Can you say BLEACH BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!

. Fly safe New Eden.

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:p

Violet Aeon > omg, I just figured out whats wrong with my sound :p
Maz Athonille > its turned off?
Violet Aeon > no, the fippin headphones aren't plugged in :p
Maz Athonille > rofl
Violet Aeon > sheese
Maz Athonille > not much sound to be had in eve tbh, just the pew pew of teh laz0rs
Violet Aeon > way low sound, saw the phones, put them on and blew my ears apart
Violet Aeon > i should be blonde :p

make easy isk by producing corpses for me

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want to make some easy ISK? produce corpses for me. here's how:

undock from your home station
warp
while warping go to your people and places tab
choose the places tab
create bookmark while warping (this is your new "safe spot")
warp to the bookmark
leave ship
self destruct your pod
it will produce a corpse
you will be put back in your home station
Board your new ship (if you have no other ships in this station there will be a noob ship provided for you free of charge every time)

undock from your home station..repeat the steps as many times as you want

when you have done this as many times as you feel like then undock, warp to the same bookmark you created
scoop all the corpses to your cargo hold
dock in your home station
create a contract to me for 50,000 x as many corpses as you have produced.
I will accept the contract and you'll have made some easy ISK!

:)

P.S. you can skip the warping part and create them anywhere you want but be forewarned; if you do it someplace that others regularly go you might find that people will steal your corpses before you get them. This is why I recommend creating a "safe spot" as I describe that only you know of.

Also, you might not want to use your main character for this because it destroys any implants you may have installed. See you in space!

recent corpse gathering

Well, it's been a fruitful last few days in the corpse gathering. I created a "suicide alt". This char has been flying system to system and shooting at Concord, lol. With the intent on creating corpses that she will sell to me via contract. toward the end of today tho i discovered that if I just simply shoot at a station then Concord will arrive in quick time to off her. the only problem I've found with this is that sometimes people will steal the corpses lol. so even tho it's a bit slower, because I'll have to warp to the area, I'll be looking for some lesser populated remote areas in a given system. And a system where I can be there as well for quick retrieval of the contract. I started about 18 jumps out with the whole concept and that's just too long to go to retrieve a few corpses.
I figure after this alt gets too low in standings and gets banned from high sec space then I'll go ahead and create a new one. A Gallente as I am which will start them off in a close proximity without the added hassle of multiple jumps to get to me.

See you in space!